"Grandma, you feel squishy like bread!"

"Don't Fall in the toilet or you might get poo on you."

"(Daddy) you are a boobie-head. Mommy, you are a boobie-banana."

"I don't want to get Charlie's slime in my mouth. I want to get my slime in your mouth, Mommy."

"Grandma, you have a very big neck."