"I'm really turning into a baker."

"Mommy is nicer than you Daddy."

"Mommy, you smell like a pig"

"Things happen all the time."

"Hey daddy, there's a monkey inside of you."

"Did you hear that sound? My belly speaks Spanish."

"My belly has bones."

"Have I been to outer space before?"

"Fake flowers come from the darkness of goo."

"Too many secrets are bad for your teeth."

"Daddy, did you just step on a duck?"

"You can't wait to see how huge this poo is going to be. It's going to be huge. Huge as a bowling ball." After going poo and seeing the reality of her creation: "Hmmm. That poo was a medium, but it was still big."

"I know it looks like someone else's poo, but it is mine."

"Charlie can start using the potty when she becomes a human."

"I did the biggest poo in the world!"

"Chocolate is like poo."

"Grandma, you feel squishy like bread!"

"Don't Fall in the toilet or you might get poo on you."

"(Daddy) you are a boobie-head. Mommy, you are a boobie-banana."

"I don't want to get Charlie's slime in my mouth. I want to get my slime in your mouth, Mommy."

"Grandma, you have a very big neck."

"There's some snow falling in the toilet. You gotta save the poo poo!"

"I don't eat poo-poo; I eat snacks."